Sleepless Nights and the pee pees

It must be hard now, she cant sleep (ergo I cant sleep) and every five minutes she is pee-ing.

She never looks comfy, she is always twinging and oohing and the constand need for the lavvy must be unbearable. Not to mention the stink which has taken on a rather pungent aroma.

Nookie is off the cards, and its been three weeks and counting since our last encounter of the third kind. Im climbing the walls.

I sort of think her bump is quite sexy now, is that too weird ?